Rick:
Morty! You gotta come on. You got–… you gotta come with me.
Morty:
What, Rick? What’s going on?
Rick:
I got a surprise for you, Morty.
Morty:
It’s the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
Rick:
Come on, I got a surprise for you. Come on, hurry up.
Morty:
Ow! Ow! You’re tugging me too hard!
Rick:
We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty.
Rick:
What do you think of this… flying vehicle, Morty?
I built it outta stuff I found in the garage.
Morty:
Yeah, Rick… I-it’s great. Is this the surprise?
Rick:
Morty. I had to… I had to do it.
I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
Morty:
What?! A bomb?!
Rick:
We’re gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
Morty:
T-t-that’s absolutely crazy!
Rick:
Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It’s gonna be good. Right now, we’re gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
Morty:
Jessica? From my math class?
Rick:
When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know?
I want you to have the thing. I’m gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you’re gonna be Adam.
Morty:
Ohh…
Rick:
And Jessica’s gonna be Eve.
Morty:
Whhhh-wha?
Rick:
And so that’s the surprise, Morty.
Morty:
No, you can’t!
Jessica doesn’t even know I exist! But—but, but forget about that, because you can’t blow up humanity!
Rick:
I-I get what you’re trying to say, Morty.
Listen, I’m not… You don’t got… Y-you don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything.
I’m not that kind of guy, Morty.
Morty:
What are you talking about, Rick?
Rick:
You-you don’t have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything.
Sh-sh-she— she, she, she’s all for you, Morty.
Morty:
I don’t care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—
Rick:
You know what, Morty?
You’re right. Let’s forget the girl altogether. She, she’s probably nothing but trouble, anyways.
Robot Voice:
Arming neutrino bomb.
Morty:
That’s it… that’s it, Rick. I’m taking the wheel.
Rick:
Get off of me, Morty!